Quotes By J. D. Vance About Mothers Throughout History

Mother Theresa

“A good, Christian woman, but she failed to fulfill her womanly duty of becoming a baby vessel. So, unfortunately, she’s probably burning in raging hellfires for eternity.”

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Mother Goose

“She needs to stop brainwashing children and start making some of her own.”

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Mother Abbess

“Her rejection of the authority of fine young men who were following orders was regrettable. Also, not a real mother.”

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Mama Cass

“Probably died young because she was a working mother.”

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Evil Stepmother

“She has no real stake in the future of our country because she has never truly known the joy of parenting a child. I want more happy children, not children being stalked and nearly murdered. None of this would have happened if she had children of her own.”

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Mother Pence

“I’m extremely skeptical that this woman is a good motherly woman.”

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Old Mother Hubbard

“At least she had a dog and not a cat. That said, she got what was coming to her since I see no evidence that she gave birth.”

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Mama Mia

“All that sexual promiscuity, and she only bore one child. What a waste.”

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Mommie Dearest

“She managed to accept her life’s purpose by becoming a mother to motherless children. I don’t see the problem here.”

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Mother Jones

“Is definitely lying about being a mother. She has borne no children, only elitist liberal trash.”

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Mother!

“A powerful reminder that all women are the same as long as their uteruses are ripe.”

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Are You My Mother?

“It is sociopathic to leave a child to be raised by a steam shovel.”

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Mambo No. 5

“Who has the highest egg count between Monica, Erica, Rita, Tina, Sandra, Mary, and Jessica?”

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Mamdani

“If childcare is free, how will women fulfill their motherly purpose?”