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More Perfect Obituaries from Your Great President, Donald J. Trump

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Claude Monet 1840 - 1926: Am I glad this loser has been dead a hundred years. They call him a painter! It's the same goddamn lily pads and bridges everywhere you look. I could paint circles around this lazy French guy without even trying.

CARTOON: Loose Change

Face Valueless. Today's cartoon by Phil Witte.

Updated Checklist for Future Screening of Potentially Dangerous Presidential Candidates

Party Chairpersons: While assessing your potential candidate,…