CARTOON: Mugshot Masterpiece
Presidential Power to Mugshot Hour. Today’s cartoon by Brandon Kicks.
Entries by Brandon Hicks
CARTOON: Ups & Downs
Ballooning Sadness. Today’s cartoon by Brandon Hicks.
CARTOON: NYE Kiss
Give us a smooch. Today’s cartoon by Brandon Hicks
CARTOON: ASSterisk President
Definition of Sedition. Today’s cartoon by Brandon Hicks.
CARTOON: ‘Minimum-Effort Precaution’ Mask
It’s the LEAST you can do- and we do mean the least. Cartoon by Brandon Hicks.
CARTOON: Next Debate
Cartoon by Brandon Hicks.
CARTOON: Fashion Watch
Going somewhere? Can you imagine? Today’s cartoon by Brandon Hicks.
CARTOON: Capitilizing on Coronavirus
Purell Park: Guaranteed to kill 99% of the fun! And more business ideas in today’s cartoon by Brandon Hicks.
CARTOON: In Holiday Heat
That’s not Rudolph’s nose. Today’s cartoon by Brandon Hicks.
Least Successful TV Spin-Offs
The Creation Myth (CBS) – Severely misreading what made The Big Bang Theory a hit with audiences, CBS executives tried to replicate that success with a sister series, which followed four pious young priests and one ditzy nun all living together in a crowded seminary.
Six Monster Vloggers to Watch This Halloween
Gone are the days when kids will fill a theater to see the beloved ghouls, gremlins and goblins of old. Still, many of our favorite monsters have made an effort to move with the culture, and here is our list of some of the best…
Scary Stories to Tell During an Election Cycle
Although from under his bridge he might tweet and offend / Don’t think for one second it won’t happen again.
CARTOON: Spider-Man’s Other Deals
Spider-Man’s Sony and Disney deal has failed, but that’s not the only one.
Other Ways to Celebrate Woodstock 50
Go back and listen to the music that made Woodstock, perhaps for the first time while sober.
Other Cuts Made to Netflix Originals
The disastrous live-action pilot for Bojack Horseman: After seeing how horrific the half-human characters would have looked in a more realistic setting, it is now evident why Netflix started their animation division. And more.
Plot Lines for the Next 8 ‘Toy Story’ Movies
Toy Story 6 (2025) Bonnie, now in her early twenties, introduces a new kind of toy to her closet. In a drama reminiscent of the 1995 original, our characters must compete with a new “Woody” and “Buzz” for Bonnie’s affection.
Some Other CEO Secrets
Richard Branson is, indeed, a virgin.
CARTOON: Cleaners
Nasty stains. Today’s cartoon by Brandon Hicks.
What The Wall Will Actually Be Made Of
Former Trump Staff Members: Why not explore Trump’s “human wall” idea further? A pile of former White House staffers would be just as good as your average fence (and no less transparent).
CARTOON: New Year’s Eve
Hope everyone survived last night! Happy New Year! Today’s cartoon by Brandon Hicks.
Festive Methods Of Suicide
The Ol’ Mistletoe over the exhaust pipe trick. Death by Mariah Carey Laying under a Christmas Float Going to an NRA meeting and saying “Happy Holidays,” rather than “Merry Christmas.” Fentanyl advent calendar. Hanging by the chimney with care. SeppuKandy Gifting yourself something special.
CARTOON: Enough About Me
It’s important to be an active listener. Today’s cartoon by Brandon Hicks.
Rejected ‘Halloween’ Masks
Did you know that Micheal Myers’ original mask from “Halloween” was actually just a Captain Kirk mask painted white? Believe it or not, Kirk was not the only iconic television star of the day to be considered.
Surprise Nominee Gritty Elected To The Supreme Court.
Washington, DC—In a shocking move this morning, the US Senate voted unanimously to push surprise nominee Gritty though into the highest court in America. Gritty is a monster with an impeccable record, both in his academic standing and his professional history. He is known for his athleticism, hobby marksmanship and googly eyes.
More Offensive Jackets Worn By Melania
Many were shocked and appalled by the First Lady’s lack of tact, forethought when she wore a jacket that read “I really don’t care, do u?” while visiting migrant children her husband had separated from their families. Shocked and appalled, sure, but if you were surprised, then you really haven’t been paying attention. Let’s take […]
Trends in New Nostalgia
The hottest fashion trend making waves this summer is—wait for it—obsolete Apple product accessories! Harken back to the days of old, when the iPhone 4 was the hottest item around, with an old-school USB charger necklace! Keep your hair up with a nice set of headphone wires, or, how about a gorgeous pair of iPod […]
Portrait of a Young Zuckerberg
It is said that, as a child, Mark Zuckerberg got the idea for a “social network,’ from passing notes in class. Even at a young age, he saw major business opportunities in this. In fact, Zuckerberg was an adept salesmen in other areas, too. For example, he always out-sold his fellow Scouts when it came […]
CARTOON: Other Things Cloned By Barbara Streisand
A second, identical nose on the side of her face. Neil Diamond. The success of her 1968 classic “Funny Girl” with its equally delightful sequel, “Funny Lady.”