Bryan Lyng is a freelance writer who used to work for some of the largest corporations in the world. Until one day, when no one was watching; he escaped.

Since then, he’s written books, novels, screenplays, ad copy and articles for everyone from Slackjaw, to Little Old Lady Comedy, Robot Butt and more. He once even won a One Show Award for humorous web site copy. And yes, that is a thing.