Eminem & M’s and 21 Other Potential Band Product Placements
Ice T-Mobile, NY Post Malone, Cold Play-Doh. and more!

Paul Lander is not sure which he is proudest of -- winning the Noble Peace Prize or sending, Congolese gynecologist, Dr. Denis Mukwege to accept it on his behalf, bringing to light the plight of African women in war torn countries. In his non-daydreaming hours, Paul has written for Weekly Humorist, National Lampoon, American Bystander, Huff Post Comedy, McSweeney's, Bombeck Writers Workshop Blog, Humor Times, written and/or produced for multiple TV shows and written standup material that's been performed on Maher, The Daily Show, Colbert, Kimmel, etc. Now, on to Paul's time-commanding Special Forces in Khandahar…
Ice T-Mobile, NY Post Malone, Cold Play-Doh. and more!
Santavirus: Spread by red‑nosed reindeer; early signs include jingling, caroling, and unsolicited chimney inspections.
Dairy Queen, Rainbow Trout, Tran-am, Trans Fats, and more!
1. Teddy Swims
2. Buckwheat
3. Dijon
4. Alfalfa, And more!
Banish Forehead Lines and Fine Bros’ Feet!
Smirnoff Ice Hockey , Down Hillshire Skiing, Big Airbnbs, and more!
Texas: The Lone Star Stands For Our Yelp Review, And more!
Numbers: they all count, or nothing counts.
Merry Christmas! That will be 5.99 a month. Today’s cartoon by Paul Lander & Dan McConnell.
Seasonal Variations. Today’s cartoon by Paul Lander & Dan McConnell.
US Capital Records, Washington Mutual Memorial, International House of Representatives and Pancakes, and more!
Locked inside Kia?
No ‘jaws of life’ required
Just can opener.
Armored Saint, The Fat Generals, Beardo Weirdos and more!
Liberty on the Lam. Today’s cartoon by Paul Lander & Dan McConnell.
Perfect Strangers’ Things, Match Game of Thrones, Orange is the new Black-ish, and more!
Montgomery Ward’s, Circuit City, Blockbuster, and more!
Replacing Mr. Rogers’ Sweater and Shoes with Mr. Roger Stone’s Nixon Tattoo
Space Mountain of Debt, RFK Jr.’s Hungry For Bear Barbecue Jamboree, Snow Really, Really White and Seven Dwarfs, and more!
MAGArola, Crapple, iPhoney, Scamsung, And more!
Tirzepatide
Rhinorex
Achelousaurus
and more!
Trump smells so bad people call Air Force One… Air Fart One. Trump was going to offer a retirement stock account called a 401KKK. Trump isn’t the Antichrist, but he he does owe him money. And more!
Tape Rewinder at Blockbuster, Animation Cell Colorer, Pay phone Change Collector, and more!
High Priests. Today’s cartoon by Paul Lander and Dan McConnell.
Avenue Qanon, Scamilton, The Lyin’ King, and more!
Just for the record, I was racist before it was cool.
Only the most broken people can be great leaders.
We need a eugenic immigration policy.
And more!
Shiver Me Timbers
Fast and Flurryous
Ice Cubed
And more!
Our yearly list you don’t want to miss!
Hit Me Hard and Soft
Quick Release
Madison Beer
And more!
Dancing with the Tsars, and more!
Country Joe McDonald
Ivy Day in the Committee Room
The Dead
and more!
Kai, Marvin, Damian, Pet or Kid?
