“To many, the female woman is an enigma. She is a mix of tricks and riddles, but Getting the Girl: A Gentleman’s Guide to Seduction, Allurement, and Beguilance has all those answers, and others, and more. From controversial alpha-author, Andrew Munge, this iconic masculinity manual offers dating advice to any guy whether nervous, ugly, or scared of sex. After embarrassing himself in front of his childhood crush, Munge chose to become a better, taller man, and learned many lessons along the way. Detailing the author’s journey from simping semi-boy to world’s greatest Pickup Artist, those lessons wait within this lifestyle guide for any gentleman who seeks to decode the she-code. Come, all ye thirsty, won’t you suckle this creamy knowledge from Munge’s flushed udder? ”

– Andrew Munge