Tag Archive for: cocaine

We Don’t Have Coke. Is Cocaine Okay?

You want coke? Good one. Ha! Asking for coke. I love that. Like you think I have coke in my back pocket. And then I’d say “here you go!” and pull out a lil bag. Let you test it. Rub it on your gums. I love that. This is a fun table. This is gonna be a really fun table tonight, huh? I mean, wow. You guys are my favorite table of the day so far.

Pour Out Your Pour Over: Craft Cocaine is the New Home Brew, You F*cking Narc

It’s just what the doctor ordered: craft cocaine is all physiological benefits, no calories. Coffee has 1 calorie if you drink it black, but everyone knows you don't drink it black, you fat f'ing narc.

Top Five Signs That Your Pet Goldfish Is a Stockbroker from the 80’s

It’s your worst nightmare, you come home late one night to…