10 Rules For Kid Rock Concert Goers So He Doesn’t Get Triggered And Refuse To Play
Do not enter a concert with M&Ms featuring non go go boot, sneaker wearing M&M.
Do not book a concert within walking distance of a Dairy Queen.
Do not bring a picnic with rainbow trout.
Do not ever, when attending a holiday show, don one’s gay apparel.
Do not purchase gas at any gas station that sells rainbow Skittles in the gift mart and bring into venue.
Kid Rock will only perform at a concert venue where he is the only guy wearing makeup.
Do not stay over at any hotel that has ‘Over the Rainbow’ or ‘Rainbow Connection’ playing in its elevators.
Do not seat any fans in rows LGBT or Q.
Do not fly an any aircraft to a venue where the flight is Transatlantic.
Do not arrive at concert on a bicycle.
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Eddie Feldmann is a producer, writer and comedian. He won five Primetime Emmy Awards and was nominated for six more in the categories Outstanding Writing for a Variety Series and Outstanding Variety Series for his work on the television program Dennis Miller Live. He has written and produced for shows that include Law and Order, Arliss, Telethon For America and the The Primetime Emmys.
