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Do you dream of being a highly paid, βfamous comedy writer? Living the opulent life that goes with such aΒ lofty βtitle?
βWell, then this might not be for you.
However, if you can write stuff thatβs funny, βthis might be your lucky day!
βWe areΒ currently casting a wide netΒ to find some worthy comedy writers for article submissions to Weekly Humorist
βArticle submissionsβ can be topical, conceptual, absurdist, lists, open letters, photoshops, fake news blurbs, reviews of inanimate objects, βetc.
βPlease kβeep it to 1,β500 words or less.β
βAbove all,Β use your imagination!β
SAMPLE IDEASβ:
Conversation Starters For WhenΒ Youββre At A Cocktail PartyΒ and Run intoΒ Hulk Hogan And Dostoevsky.
Emotional Amazon reviews for a lamp where clearly the guyβs ex-girlfriend took it when she moved out.
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