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Do you dream of being a highly paid, ​famous comedy writer? Living the opulent life that goes with such aΒ lofty ​title?

​Well, then this might not be for you.

However, if you can write stuff that’s funny, ​this might be your lucky day!

​We areΒ currently casting a wide netΒ to find some worthy comedy writers for article submissions to Weekly Humorist

​Article submissions​ can be topical, conceptual, absurdist, lists, open letters, photoshops, fake news blurbs, reviews of inanimate objects, ​etc.

​Please k​eep it to 1,​500 words or less.​

​Above all,Β use your imagination!​

SAMPLE IDEAS​:

Conversation Starters For WhenΒ You’​re At A Cocktail PartyΒ and Run intoΒ Hulk Hogan And Dostoevsky.

Emotional Amazon reviews for a lamp where clearly the guy’s ex-girlfriend took it when she moved out.

If we select your submission you will be paid $20 bucks! I KNOW! GREAT RIGHT!??

Please send submissions to submissions@weeklyhumorist.com

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