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We are currently casting a wide net to find some worthy comedy writers for article submissions to Weekly Humorist
Article submissions can be topical, conceptual, absurdist, lists, open letters, photoshops, fake news blurbs, reviews of inanimate objects, etc.
Please keep it to 1,500 words or less.
Above all, use your imagination!
Conversation Starters For When You’re At A Cocktail Party and Run into Hulk Hogan And Dostoevsky.
Emotional Amazon reviews for a lamp where clearly the guy’s ex-girlfriend took it when she moved out.
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