Alex Cowell – Weekly Humorist

About Alex Cowell

Alex Cowell is a writer and teacher in Sydney. He loves languages, European football and Persian rug stores that are always threatening to close down because they remind him of his level of follow through.

Entries by Alex Cowell

Best of 2023

All These Ballplayers Spontaneously Bursting Into Flames Is Killing Baseball

by Alex Cowell
August 3, 2023

Answer me this, MLB. How are fans supposed to enjoy a day out at the ballpark while constantly on edge that their favorite players could at any point start smoldering and catch fire?

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Get Ready for the Biggest International Party Where None of Your Favorite Ways to Celebrate Are Legal

by Alex Cowell
November 22, 2022

Hello football lovers and partygoers from all over the world! We’re so excited to welcome you to Qatar for the 2022 FIFA World Cup, the biggest party on the planet. Who’s ready to cheer their hearts out?! Woooo! But not so loud please. Public displays of fun will definitely land you in a jail cell, as will the many other ways you typically like to party.