Allison Ristaino – Weekly Humorist

About Allison Ristaino

I am a Chicago based writer and toddler teacher originally from Massachusetts. I have a BA in playwriting from Smith College and write all kinds of comedy content. I aspire to publish Young Adult novels (and have two completed manuscripts I am querying!)

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Completely Reasonable Stipulations For the Cheapest Flight You’ve Ever Booked

by Allison Ristaino
November 16, 2024

Any trips to the restroom will be an additional $20 ($35 if pooping or vomiting) Crying babies are an additional $1 per minute of crying, and more!