Amelia Cardone – Weekly Humorist

About Amelia Cardone

My name is Amelia Cardone and I'm a comedy writer living in NYC. I've been writing comedy since 2018, and love writing in a variety of mediums. I started writing, producing, and acting for sketch comedy during my college years in a sketch group called "7th Grade Sketch Comedy." After graduation, I went on to work at Comedy Central on their Creative Marketing team, writing and producing promotional content for the network. Now I work at Paramount+ as a Media Manager, but continue to write outside of work. I love to produce, write and collaborate on Pilot and Spec sitcom scripts, and write humor articles in my free time.

Entries by Amelia Cardone

She Cut Me Off! A Eulogy Written by My Old Nose, After My Nose Job.

April 27, 2025/in Notes, Originals/by Amelia Cardone

As I lay on the cold, unforgiving surface of a surgeon’s dish, I reminisce on my life. Twenty two years. Twenty two YEARS I gave to that ungrateful hussy. I gave her smell, I gave her beauty, I gave her three sinus infections a year- give give give! That’s all I ever did for her. I gave. And what does she give me in gratitude to my services? She gives me the KNIFE! Cuts me off, like some toe wart.