Entries by Brock Mahan


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50 Least Infectious Diseases

by Brock Mahan
August 28, 2015

1. Subhuman papillomavirus 2. Weeping cough 3. Mackerel degeneration 4. Restless peg-leg syndrome 5. Belgian measles 6. Grout 7. Polio by Ralph Lauren 8. Lovely lady mumps 9. African napping sickness 10. Hogwarts 11. Bookworm 12. Cold, cold heart 13. Tick-borne syphillis 14. NLS (Also known as Wally Pipp’s Disease) 15. Johnny fever 16. Fantavirus […]

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The 50 Least Successful Minor League Franchises

by Brock Mahan
August 26, 2015

1. San Fernando Valley Fluffers 2. Briscoe County Juniors 3. Gulf Coast Shrimpers 4. Los Alamos Fissioneers 5. East Tennessee Tube Sox 6. Williamsport Bald Eaglets 7. Provincetown Bears 8. Binghamton Mets 9. Ogden Nashes 10. Cape Cod Cod 11. Bowie Diamond Dogs 12. Orange County Birthers 13. Traverse City Aldermen 14. Albany 6-4-3’s 15. […]