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Turbo Tax for Twenty-Somethings
Claim any homeownership tax breaks you qualify for: Ha ha ha ha. Just kidding. Owning a home, can you imagine?! Realize you’re $300 short on rent. Sell your plasma.
Clancy Tripp is a comedy writer, personal essayist, and lover of fine root beers. Her writing can be found in McSweeney’s Internet Tendency, The Establishment, and elsewhere via her robust, highly professional website: www.clancytripp.com. She is a Midwest native and her flyover state tweets can be found on Twitter @TheUnrealTripp.
Claim any homeownership tax breaks you qualify for: Ha ha ha ha. Just kidding. Owning a home, can you imagine?! Realize you’re $300 short on rent. Sell your plasma.