Originals
Guided Meditation for Control-Minded Bros
Notice your body. Are you holding tension anywhere? If you are, well done. Clench your butt cheeks together like you’re trying to crack a walnut in your ass-crack.
Emily Holi is an author, short fiction/satire writer, mom of five, and grilled cheese connoisseur. She currently balances writing at her kitchen counter with making dozens of sandwiches for her awesome kids—four girls, and one very spoiled baby boy. You can find her on Twitter @ emilyholi13
Notice your body. Are you holding tension anywhere? If you are, well done. Clench your butt cheeks together like you’re trying to crack a walnut in your ass-crack.
No pain, no gain. At least that’s what the sign on the door says.