Helen Laser – Weekly Humorist

About Helen Laser

Helen Laser is a New York City-based writer and audiobook narrator. Her work has been published in Lit Magazine, Referential Magazine, Crab Fat Magazine, Robot Butt, The TQ Review, Muses, Inwood Indiana Press, First Writer, Pop Machine, Gone Zine and Beast Grrl Zine, to name a few.

In the audiobook world, she is an Audie Award Finalist, multiple Audiofile Earphones Award winner, LA Times Book Awards Finalist, and RUSA Listen List pick. Her narration has been selected by Reese Witherspoon for her book club, for the Read With Jenna/Today Show Book Club, and has made many lists including (but not limited to):

Audible's "Editors Picks," Apple Audiobooks "Must Listens," Libro.fm's "Most Pre-Ordered Audiobooks," Amazons "Top 10 Audiobooks," The New York Times "7 Audiobooks to Listen to Now," The Wall Street Journal's "The 12 Best Audiobooks for Every Reader" and many more.

Entries by Helen Laser

ICE Has Finally Detained Superman

July 14, 2025/in Originals/by Helen Laser

The U.S. Attorney’s Office has indicted Superman, otherwise known as Clark Kent, 30, on one count of unlawful reentry of a deported alien. He has also been referred to by the alias “Man of Steel.” It’s unknown if this is a gang moniker. “Fake names are often used to disguise the identity of illegals.” A masked ICE officer who preferred to remain anonymous told us at the scene.