James Kriz – Weekly Humorist

About James Kriz

I'm a comedy writer/actor, screenwriter, and author, trained at Oberlin College, NYU Tisch, Second City, the Upright Citizens Brigade, and the People’s Improv Theater. My work has been performed live in countless decrepit theaters, to unruly audiences of three or two. My work has also been published in silly places, including McSweeney's, the meat locker door of a Berttucci's in Harkus, Kansas, and the back bumper of your communist uncle Chet's 1988 Yugo. Also, my favorite movie is City Slickers II: The Legend of Curly's Gold.

Entries by James Kriz

Best of 2024

Benjamin Franklin Lives at Your Local TGI Fridays

by James Kriz
September 5, 2024

You’re pounding down tater skins. Bubblin’ bacon bits going down easy as you watch b-ball on the big screen. It’s TGI Fridays, baby, and 2 pm is tater-skins-o-clock, but you ain’t buying this round, cuz Benjamin Franklin’s got his purse out and he’s slanging those doubloons.

Best of 2024

Why Do Wolverine and Deadpool Keep Stealing My Clothes?

by James Kriz
August 16, 2024

It started with my blue cardigan sweater from JCPenney. I woke up in the middle of the night and saw Wolverine and Deadpool yanking it out of my closet. They must’ve broken in. I pretended to be asleep. I mean, have you seen Wolverine’s claws? And Deadpool’s double katanas? Those spandex-clad psychos could’ve skewered me. Anyways, they ran off with my cardigan.