Updates on Your Dad’s New Year’s Resolutions
I’m already so much better looking than all of my friends, do I really want to be in better shape, too? I tried flossing every day, but you said I was embarrassing you in front of your friends. And more!
Jared Bilski is a writer and comic living in the backwoods of Pennsylvania. He frequently posts pictures of his Boston terrier on twitter at @JaredBilski.
I’m already so much better looking than all of my friends, do I really want to be in better shape, too? I tried flossing every day, but you said I was embarrassing you in front of your friends. And more!
Keep at least 141 million miles distance between you and Earth. Binge watch Season 2 of 01010111. Don’t touch your antenna. And more!