One Last Candidate to Add to the Ring
But this is not the time for radical ideas like electing anyone but the flesh and blood equivalent of a jar of mayonnaise, and I was named “Most Likely to Actually Be Jar of Mayonnaise” in high school!
Jen is a writer, podcaster and many other things (including total jackass) from the Pacific Northwest. She currently lives in an RV and is traveling around the U.S. with her partner and two children. She is the cohost of the podcast “I Never Saw That” and has funny words published in McSweeney’s, The Offing, Little Old Lady Comedy, The Belladonna, Points in Case, and Robot Butt.
But this is not the time for radical ideas like electing anyone but the flesh and blood equivalent of a jar of mayonnaise, and I was named “Most Likely to Actually Be Jar of Mayonnaise” in high school!