John J King – Weekly Humorist

About John J King

John J King is part Texan and part Tyrannosaur, and lives in New York City where he makes plays, jokes, stories, and songs, often all at once. He has a B.A. in Theatre & English from SUNY Boondocks, and an accent from his mama. His mission: To Create and Spread Delight. www.J-RexPlays.com

Entries by John J King

Agatha Christie Heroine Responds to Trump’s Attempted Coup by Taking an Ample Breakfast

November 13, 2020/in Originals/by John J King

Upon reading the news, in the East Chipping Gazette, that US President Donald Trump refused to concede the election – which he lost handily to Joseph R. Biden Jr in both the electoral and popular vote – British murder mystery ingenue Daphne Hammond closed the paper and asked Griselda to bring in a second poached egg, and sugar for the tea.