Entries by Juliette Fretté

The Adventures of Agent Vagina and the Secret Cervix

The Name is VAGINA. Agent Vagina. Otherwise known as ‘Secret Agent Double-O-Face’. Often called ‘Angry V’, Agent Vagina is a Warrior with a failed Mission. The Objective: enslave the Enemy, a super good looking and brainwashable Penis Custodian, to service her with his weapon

How to be a Dick Without Having One: Angry Vagina and Her Dating App (Part 3)

 PUBLIC SERVICE DISCLAIMER TO ALL DISGRUNTLED “PENIS CUSTODIANS”: Dear Mr. DNA Dispenser, Due to Angry-Lonely-Penis backlash to previous entries on “The Adventures of Angry Vagina”, Angry V is compelled to remind you that she will not be contained. She gives no shits about ‘fitting inside your box’. Go fit yourself in her box. Namaste, Angry […]

The Adventures of Angry Vagina and Her Dating App

Let me tell you a tale of a close friend of mine named Angry Vagina. One sexually frustrated day, she decides to join a mobile dating app against her better judgment. Dared to participate by a Penis Custodian friend of hers (technically not bangable because of “nobody’s fucking business”) she is unable to resist the […]