Louie Calvano – Weekly Humorist

About Louie Calvano

Louie writes humor and advertising (sometimes both at once) in Chicago. He’s got an impeccable police record and is available to ghost write love letters or lunchbox notes for a reasonable fee. Available for parties.

Entries by Louie Calvano

This is Not the Republican Party I Slept With in College

November 22, 2019/in Originals/by Louie Calvano

I imagine if we tried to get intimate these days, you’d get all bristly and say, “So, I suppose you want me to GIVE you an orgasm? You want me to just GIVE you one? Everybody wants a handout!”