Matthew David Brozik – Weekly Humorist

About Matthew David Brozik

Matthew David Brozik is the author of Danger... With a Hard G and Whimsy & Soda (among other books) as well as numerous (mercifully) short pieces of humor and fiction. The Internet is literally lousy with his work. Follow him on Twitter but plan to be (sorely) disappointed.

Entries by Matthew David Brozik

Thank You For Considering My Application To Be The Next Dalai Lama

February 2, 2018/in Notes, Originals/by Matthew David Brozik

Esteemed High Lamas and Lay Members of the Reincarnation Search Committee: Thank you very much for considering my application to be the 15th Dalai Lama. I sincerely appreciate your taking the time to meet with me last week at your offices in Himachal Pradesh. Your hospitality was beyond gracious. I will always remember with […]