How to Add Gen X Flair to Your Boring Hormone Therapy Replacement Patches
Sketch the original MTV logo on it, Stick a Holly Hobby Colorform to it, Iron-on a patch of Bon Jovi’s face, And more!
Stacey Curran was a reporter, a bartender, a camp counselor, and a middle school teacher, which are all basically the same job. She now works in higher ed. She's written for The Boston Globe Magazine, McSweeney's, The Belladonna Comedy, Slackjaw, and The Boston Accent. Her essay in WBUR's Cognescenti got her published on teen idol Shaun Cassidy's Facebook page.
Sketch the original MTV logo on it, Stick a Holly Hobby Colorform to it, Iron-on a patch of Bon Jovi’s face, And more!
I wish he would stop calling me a kidnapper. That is a mischaracterization. He voluntarily got into my vehicle. Yes, I told him the record label sent me, but I was driving a dented 2019 Rav 4, and wearing plaid pajama bottoms. Some of this is on him.