Entries by Susan Whiting Kemp

I’m Dumping You for a Capybara Named Fabio

I didn’t mean for all this to happen between me and Fabio, but the first day we met he scent-marked me by peeing on my leg and so I knew right away he was into me. After that it was always hard to think of him as just a friend. I agree, the scent-marking is a little weird, but I’m used to it now. I wear capri pants and flip flops so I don’t have to change my clothes. It’s called compromise. Maybe you’ve heard of that concept? Anyway, even if I had a problem with it, his sexy Brazilian accent makes up for it.