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Cupid Announces Retirement, Claims “Even I Can’t Fix These People”

​In his absence, love will be automated. Leaks suggest a new app, CupidAI, will launch in Q4. The algorithm, developed by Cupid and coded by a team in Beijing, promises to match partners based on shared streaming passwords and anxiety levels.

CARTOON: Privacy Pixels

Time to order more pizza, tissues, and ice cream? Today's cartoon by Rachelle Meyer.

The 5 Stages of Grief Automated Voice Message System

Now tell me: Would you do anything to bring your friend or loved one back? If so, say “BARGAINING”. You can also say, “I’M STILL ANGRY” or throw your phone out the window. / Bargaining. / Sounds like you’re currently in a state of BARGAINING. Would you like to hear about exclusive travel deals from our sponsors? / No. / Got it. We’ll still text you with those offers after this call...

#UnnecessaryiPhoneFeatures

We really phoned it in and had a lot of fun with this week's…

Now Available In The App Store!

Areola Cola Amazing app that takes plain old breast milk and…

Exorcising the Penis Demons: Angry Vagina and Her Dating App (Part 4)

“Blessed are the Vaginas, for they…