Tag Archive for: banking

Welcome to Quantum Banking: Please Set Up Your New Account

Qubits are much more powerful than traditional computer bits. For example, with Qubits, all of our customers' accounts will be in a state of Quantum "entanglement." Which means, in the unlikely event your account is hacked, we'll all feel just terrible.

VC Firm Shares Alternatives to Silicon Valley Bank

Place the money at the end of an elaborate treasure hunt. The ideal treasure hunt should take at least fifty years to solve, enabling the value of the cash to appreciate due to the mystery surrounding it.

CARTOON: Unsure Offshore

Aching banking. Today's cartoon by Shelby Parker.

I’ve Got My Online Security Locked Down

You need a credit card number? Joke’s on you, because every piece of my buying habits you get, I get a few points closer to a free scarf from Banana Republic.