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What to Do if a Bear Charges You
Wildlife researchers at the University of Wisconsin — Oshkosh found that nearly 50 percent of instances where a bear might charge is due to the fact that this is a coffee shop and you ordered an iced mocha. If your total is $6.50, calmly tap your card, wish the bear a pleasant rest of their day, and go about your business. However, if the screen displays a tip option, be careful not to hit 10 percent. Studies found that this will agitate the bear.
CARTOON: Roaring Misunderstandings
Bear-y Awkward. Today's cartoon by Jus Kaplan and Jane Demarest.
I’m the Bear from the Woods, and Bumble Wants Me to Be Their New CEO
Unless you’ve been living in a hole in the ground, you’ve probably already heard of me. I’m the Bear that a majority of women say they would rather encounter in the woods than a human man. (Unrelated: I actually do live in a hole in the ground.)
CARTOON: Bear Your Feelings
What? No, moving in together sounds great. Today's cartoon by Michael Shaw.
CARTOON: Slow Week
Lazy days of shark week. Today's cartoon by Bob Eckstein.