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An Email From a Sandwich Shop You Ate at One Time Nine Years Ago

The sandwich you ate in 2016 also contained a microscopic camera that sends us pictures of your insides while you sleep. We at Club Sandwich know what you’re thinking, and no, the camera never runs out of battery because it is powered by the little pieces of corn you don’t chew enough. Well, that about sums it all up! Actually, one more thing: we can see your dreams.