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The Boner Ban Bill, Because Life Begins at Erection

The clear solution is to simply replace contentious laws regulating uteruses with a sure to be less contentious national law that regulates reproductive organs that can’t get pregnant: penises. I can’t believe a Congress that is three-quarters men hasn’t considered this yet! 

Florida’s ‘Don’t Say Gay’ Bill Protects Our Most Vulnerable — People Who Are Still Homophobic in 2022

Regardless of how you feel about this bill, you have to admit that it does protect a vulnerable group of people. Just like alligators, homophobic people in 2022 are Florida’s largest export to New York through the sewer system. And also like alligators, they only bite if provoked. And unprovoked. And anytime they hear any word that starts with the letters “GA.” 

CARTOON: Disaster Relief

Can we get Presidential Disaster Relief? Today's cartoon by Ivan Ehlers.

CARTOON: Unbelievably Believable

Unbelievably believable. Today's cartoon by Ivan Ehlers.

CARTOON: Yuletide Ban

Today's cartoon by Kit Lively and David DeGrand!