https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/featured-image-template-birdbath.png 330 432 Lillian Stone https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Lillian Stone2019-01-09 19:45:442019-01-09 19:45:44I Built This Wall Around My Custom-Made Birdbath Not Because I Hate Other Birds, But Because I Love My Own Damn Birds
How dare you even consider bathing in my stylish birdbath? I don’t care that you’ve flown hundreds of miles to enjoy my birdbath. I don’t care that you’ve endured endless suffering in the pursuit of a relaxing bath. Unguarded birdbaths are pipelines for all sorts of unsavory items like stray grains and low-quality worms.