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GOPlayer One Go!
CPAC-Man: You're CPAC-Man, darting around the maze-like corridors of CPAC, gobbling up donor funds and seedy political favors while also trying to avoid Nazis who have made themselves cozy at the convention. Keep an eye out for those guys, they're sneaky; before you know it photos of you standing right next to a Nazi salute could be a trending story on MSNBC, which could end your game! Ah, who're we kidding? No one on the conservative side will care about that kind of thing anyway. This game has endless lives.
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Other Surefire Ways to Get Kicked Out of CPAC
Organizers for the Conservative Political Action Conference…