Tag Archive for: doge

Best Bargains At The New 10 Dollar Store

All Neckties!: Whether for the holidays or just a night on the town for a scheduled political conditioning display, we have what you need! Please note, all neckties, electrical chords, garden hose extensions and bits of rope are available only following a week long waiting period during times of widespread financial distress and market turmoil.

What DOGE Has Planned for April Fool’s Day

Just kidding, Not Kidding! Today's cartoon by Bob Eckstein.

DOGE FAQ For Federal Employees Returning to the Office

Question: Will employees be allowed to use scented candles in their offices? Answer: Yes, but the approved scents are patriotism, tobacco, and Coors Light.

Elon Musk’s Personal Notes on Federal Employees’ “5 bullets” Emails

Musk’s notes: Do any of those states have any woke Marxist Democrat Congressmen? If so, fire. If not… what the hell, just fire anyway.

Quiz: Marvel Villain or Musk Department of DOGE Staffer Anonymous Social Media Post

Just for the record, I was racist before it was cool. Only the most broken people can be great leaders. We need a eugenic immigration policy. And more!

”Department of Government Efficiency” Job Application

Which of the following most excites you about DOGE? Rank the below choices from “rockin’” to “bitchin’”: __ Denying food to starving children __ Cutting off HIV drugs from people who will die without them __ Screwing with my elder relatives’ Social Security payments And more!

Quiz: Pokémon or Cryptocurrency

Shiba Inu, Gordor, Tezos: Which is Pokémon OR Crypto?