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Best Bargains At The New 10 Dollar Store

All Neckties!: Whether for the holidays or just a night on the town for a scheduled political conditioning display, we have what you need! Please note, all neckties, electrical chords, garden hose extensions and bits of rope are available only following a week long waiting period during times of widespread financial distress and market turmoil.

What DOGE Has Planned for April Fool’s Day

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Just kidding, Not Kidding! Today's cartoon by Bob Eckstein.

DOGE FAQ For Federal Employees Returning to the Office

Question: Will employees be allowed to use scented candles in their offices? Answer: Yes, but the approved scents are patriotism, tobacco, and Coors Light.

Elon Musk’s Personal Notes on Federal Employees’ “5 bullets” Emails

Musk’s notes: Do any of those states have any woke Marxist Democrat Congressmen? If so, fire. If not… what the hell, just fire anyway.

Quiz: Marvel Villain or Musk Department of DOGE Staffer Anonymous Social Media Post

Just for the record, I was racist before it was cool. Only the most broken people can be great leaders. We need a eugenic immigration policy. And more!

”Department of Government Efficiency” Job Application

Which of the following most excites you about DOGE? Rank the below choices from “rockin’” to “bitchin’”: __ Denying food to starving children __ Cutting off HIV drugs from people who will die without them __ Screwing with my elder relatives’ Social Security payments And more!

Quiz: Pokémon or Cryptocurrency

Shiba Inu, Gordor, Tezos: Which is Pokémon OR Crypto?