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FIFA Bans Dr. Doom’s Doombots From World Cup Competition, Latveria Vows Retaliation

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"Each Doombot has been programmed by DOOM. Doombots are a team of the perfect specimens, the pinnacle of human achievement. Not only does each have the wisdom of DOOM, but they can jump higher than Ronaldo, kick harder than Ibrahimovic, and flop faster than Neymar."

Dr. Victor Von Doom Rants About this Summer’s Trends

Brat girl summer? What a pitiful display of mediocrity, inspired by an album that can only manage a third-place debut. Embracing imperfections and chaos is the creed of the weak, not the mighty. Doom does not settle for low-res Arial fonts and lime green backgrounds either. This trend is as fleeting and insignificant as the summer breeze.