Tag Archive for: flash fiction

There Was Supposed to Be Cheese in This

“There was supposed to be cheese in this. And there’s not. It’s just plain bread. And I didn’t want just plain bread, I wanted bread with cheese. And now, this crazy lady over there is forcing me to eat it, saying it’s just cheese. But it’s not just cheese. So, no, everything is very much not okay, my friend. Not okay.”

How to Do the Monkey Bars as an Adult

In adulthood, the monkey bars become a rare and mythical concept. Like a unicorn, or a pickleback shot you don’t immediately regret. But if you’re like me, you’re either looking to recapture a shred of your childlike innocence, or you’re seeking revenge against Amelia, who beat you in the monkey bars contest in 3rd grade. Here are a few things you should consider.

An Awkward Silence In The Car

I just hit that guy with my car, didn’t I? Oh my god. I just hit that guy and he flew over the guardrail and landed perfectly into the bed of a garbage truck going the other way. And I’m still driving!