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CARTOON: Fish Tales

Glittery gills. Today's cartoon by Dan Misdea.

Everything On This Thanksgiving Table Is Made From Goldfish® Crackers

The turkey guys! You smell it? Smells, just like the real thing — and bet you’ll never be able to tell it’s made entirely out of Pretzel Goldfish®. But the secret’s in the sauce, folks — there’s nothing a Nutribullet can’t liquify. Six-packs of Disney Princess x Goldfish®, one pack of beer, and bits of Grandma Lottie’s heirloom china make the best, foolproof gravy.

CARTOON: Final Request

This guy can't go anywhere anymore. Today's cartoon by Bob Eckstein.

FOTO BOMB: Barack Obama is...MOVING!

Obama is getting ready to move out of the White House. He…