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J.D. Vance’s Inauguration Day Schedule

10:15am: Show up early to inauguration venue and realize he forgot ID. Go back to get it because no one recognizes him.

What I Think J.D. Vance's Initials Stand For, Based on His Candidacy So Far

Joyless Dud, Jinxed Decision, Jingoistic Dumbass, and more!

The Whole Purpose of “Females” at Different Life Stages According to JD Vance

Toddler: Speak the first, most important, and only words any female should ever use: “Yes, Father.” Take care of dolls and prepare fake meals in a plastic kitchen. Be a good girl and bring Father another real beer.

I Am a Raymour & Flanigan Couch, and I Did Not Have Sexual Relations With That Man

I am not here to dig up the past or uncover old wounds. Relationships don’t always work out, and it was for the best that Mr. Vance and I went our separate ways. However, during my stay in his apartment, I became privy to a number of concerning views that Mr. Vance holds. 

Ways JD Vance Has Described Trump Or Insult From 'That 70’s Show'

What a tool, Cynical asshole, My God, what an idiot, and more!