Tag Archive for: Kash Patel

Kash Patel’s X-Files

Mulder opens his phone to an app called “VirtueSig" MULDER: I think this app has something to do with it. Suddenly, without warning every student’s phone jingles with a native peace pipe sound. They all take a knee on the spot.

You Gotta Fight for Your Right to Paaaaaaaaarty, If You Are Director of the FBI

Okay, I admit, I was doing a little work this time. As the person responsible for overseeing major crimes investigations, and as someone who takes that important job extremely seriously, I was investigating a serious crime in that locker room. A Beer Crime!