How To Prepare Your Meal Kit Dinner in 25 Infuriating Steps: A Tutorial

Step Six: You just cut yourself. Take a minute to go grab a band-aid, and get back to hand-shelling your own peas, you wuss.

CARTOON: Chopped

Give the chef a hand. Today's cartoon by Michael Shaw.

CARTOON: Zoom Face

Face froze? Might need a reboot. Today's cartoon by Ali Solomon.