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Even I, Lord Sauron, Can No Longer Support the Republican Party

For me, culling elderly and disabled Orcs has never had anything to do with money. It’s just something I enjoy doing. Then again, I never claimed otherwise. I mean, I don’t want to toot my own fanfare trumpet, but if I declare that the purpose of the power I wield is forged into the One Ring, where I’ve poured my cruelty, my malice, and my will to dominate all life – well, then, I’m going to stand by that. Period. I’m not going to blab on and on for millennia about fiscal responsibility, and then – when I finally have power – suddenly be like, “Never mind.” 

Gandalf Disbands the Fellowship of the Ring, Blaming It for Rise of “Ring Anxiety” Among Youth of Middle Earth

You may ask, though, do the youth of Middle Earth really have “ring anxiety,” do they follow the news, preferring instead to waste their hours endlessly eyeballing those short scrolls filled with runes of cats doing silly things, “influencers” reviewing the latest in leather aprons, and all sorts of drivel scribed as if by trolls?