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Skipper Administration Drops Charges Against Professor for Vandalizing the Lagoon

The Skipper Administration’s Mary Ann has dropped charges against the Professor for allegedly vandalizing the Lagoon, which has been deep green since the Skipper’s botched efforts to turn that body of water “Skipper Shirt Blue.”

As a Long-Time Drinker of The Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool Water, Everyone Needs To Relax

As a long-time drinker of the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool, I think everyone needs to calm down. I appreciate President Trump’s decisions to add a new flavor. It’s still as good, if not better, as it has ever been.