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The CDC Is Now Just The ‘Center for Disease’

For years, the Dumb-ocrats focused on controlling diseases with Orwellian vaccine mandates. But under the scientific brain core that is Trump, Elon Musk, and RFK Jr., we’re restoring your freedom to get and spread whatever diseases you feel like. Like a patriot.

Your Annual Wellness Check-up With Your New Doctor, RFK Jr.’s Brain Worm

According to your chart, it seems that you’ve gained a little bit of weight over the last year. Stress eating? Yeah, I get it. Protests, uncertainty, and penicillin make us all nervous. It’s completely normal. I’m going to prescribe you heroin. That should take the edge off.

If Senate Confirmation Hearings Were Like Regular Interviews

Robert F. Kennedy Jr.: Have you ever made spaghetti alfredo with fresh garlic and tapeworms? Did you cook the garlic first? Did you wait until the bear was dead before extracting the tapeworms? Did you use organic whipping cream and imported parmesan cheese? Did you inject the tub of butter into your vein to ward off smallpox and then have to go back to the supermarket to get another? Do you like touching your own eyeballs? Who are you?

RFK Jr.’s Natural Remedies to Replace Antidepressants

Nudie Mags: This is a shame-free spirit-booster for people with quirks like indulging in their PMS. My favorite videos feature lady librarians with nerd glasses flipping through library books, tearing out the pages one by one, and eating them whole.

Why RFK Jr. Is Really Pulling out of the Election…

He’s got some bear meat he has to use FAST! And more!

CARTOON: RFK Jr.’s (Book) Worm

Wormy Wisdom. Today's cartoon by Peter Kuper.