Tag Archive for: shark

Open Letter to Beachgoers: Congratulations on 50 Years of Ignoring Obvious Shark Warnings by Bruce the Shark (Yes, I have a name—it’s Bruce. Look it up.)

You ignore warning flags. You swim at dusk. You boogie board in bait balls. You book snorkeling excursions with people named “Captain Dave” who store raw squid next to the sandwich cooler. Do you want to be an appetizer?

CARTOON: Sharper Smiles

Bite Right. Today's cartoon by Katherine Bettis.

CARTOON: Fin-Tensive Therapy

Shark Tales. Today's cartoon by Michael Litwak.

CARTOON: Sharp Shark

Looking fin-tastic! Today's cartoon by Michael Shaw.

CARTOON: Shark Beak

Begins with a fin! Today's cartoon by Catherine Martha Holmes.

CARTOON: Dangerous Snow

Hazardous Conditions. Today's cartoon by Dan Misdea.

I Will Absolutely Be Sending My Kids Back To Swim At Amity Island Even Though Jaws Is Still In The Water

This shark impacts different people in different ways. It violently pulls some people underwater, only to have their partial remains wash ashore the next day while others it merely maims and leaves permanently disfigured. 

CARTOON: Slow Week

Lazy days of shark week. Today's cartoon by Bob Eckstein.

CARTOON: Shark Alert!