https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/07/nards-pool-feat.png 330 432 Andy Spain https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Andy Spain2022-07-07 20:45:242022-07-07 20:45:24The Best Thing About Taking My Young Kids to the Pool Is Having My Balls Repeatedly Crushed By Their Feet
The Best Thing About Taking My Young Kids to the Pool Is Having My Balls Repeatedly Crushed By Their Feet
Ah, summer. The lazy days, the warm breezes, the crushed testicles. There’s nothing quite like unwinding after a long day in a swimming pool with that mellow, full body tingle you can only get from having your gonads savagely wrecked by a careless child’s flailing legs.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/hotel-receptionist-with-phone-front-desk_79405-1513-2.png 330 432 Libby Marshall https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Libby Marshall2019-08-23 04:25:312020-01-02 17:27:45A Word Of Warning, Everyone Who Swims In The Pool Of This Hampton Inn Drowns
A Word Of Warning, Everyone Who Swims In The Pool Of This Hampton Inn Drowns
Yes indeed, everyone single person who swims in The Pool drowns. There have been hundreds of deaths. We had to install an incinerator in the basement to keep up with all the bodies. The wifi code is HamptonSmiles45.