Tag Archive for: tariffs

Capsule Reviews of Trump-Approved American-Made Films

51st State: Trump leads a column of border patrol agents to gently invade Canada, saving it from the very weak and small-penised Mark Carney. Canadians rejoice, and a star is added to the American flag. Four stars, could be longer.

Bloodletting, Leeches and Carbolic Smoke Balls – Who Says the Cure is Worse than the Disease?

Lobotomy – A surgical procedure which severs connections in the brain’s prefrontal cortex to cure psychological or neurological disorders. In other words, mess with the infinite complexity of the human brain in some rudimentary way and hope for the best. Sounds like a plan!

The Skipper Slaps Tariffs on the Other Gilligan’s Island Castaways

Gilligan: Hey Skipper, why are you building a tollgate on the path between our tent and the other castaways’ tents? Skipper: This will allow us to impose a big, Beautiful 25% tariff on all their Trade with us. The Skipper is going to take back what was stolen from us by other castaways and, frankly, by incompetent Island Leadership.

How To Identify Canadian-Made Products

It is sold with a pack of hockey cards and a heartfelt apology for any inconvenience.