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I Wasn’t Concerned When A Stampede Of Raging Bulls Broke Into The Porcelain Shop Where I Work
Now, if the tables had been turned and the bulls were a herd of dairy cows, I might have been concerned. You know how dangerous those Jersey cows can be. Very concerning. No, they don’t behave the same as a bull or have the horns, but they are definitely more dangerous. I hate to think what could have happened if they’d been the cattle that had come to our shop. It would have been an “udder” disaster.

CARTOON: Never Again
They reboot everything. Today's cartoon by Tom Chitty.

Statement From The Press Secretary On The Man Who Terrorized Austin Not Being A Terrorist
Phew. For a second there, we thought the bomber who murdered…

What Happened 'Last Night In Sweden'
Here's what President Trump was talking about when he mentioned…