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CARTOON: Hoarding Hoards

Just put it over by the matches. Today's cartoon by Dave Whamond.

CARTOON: Wipe Out

Want that TP beary much. Today's cartoon by John Anglin.

Off-Brand Product Reviews

KWALLA-T Tissue. Like an actual koala, KWALLA-T is tough, smells like eucalyptus, and may scratch you if you get too close.

CARTOON: The New Economy

Spare a square? Today's cartoon by Jefferson Deng.

I’m Sorry I Yelled at You About Your Guns, Uncle Jack

I’m also sorry I mocked you for your food hoards – I’m sorry, I’m sorry, supply stores. I bet *you’re* not out of toilet paper, right? Ha, ha. I know I made fun of the fact that you’d cached so many Slim Jims, but a lot of what you had down there was of solid nutritional value.