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It’s Me, Venus, And After Putting Me in the Uninhabitable Zone, You Finally See I Had Life All Along

So here I am. No rings. No moons. I’m just a planet, standing in front of another planet on the brink of disaster, asking its scientists to believe there’s life in me. Earth might spin in my opposite direction, but to me, you are perfect. Choose me. Inhabit me. Let me make you happy.

CARTOON: These Suck

These suck. Today's cartoon by Madeline Horwath

CARTOON: Rover On The Run

Maybe it's just not into you. Today's cartoon by Ellis Rosen.