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Random Thoughts I Had About Why I Can’t Whistle

Whistling conveys a sense of carefreeness and nonchalance. I have never felt carefree or nonchalant. Whistling in a carefree and nonchalant manner alerts the mysterious forces at work (the ones that control Murphy’s Law) that you are enjoying life a bit too much, and now, something bad must happen. 

Whistleblown

Several dozen calls wherein the president, apparently somewhat confused, must be told again and again that ordering prostitutes from GrubHub simply isn't possible.