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Lesser Known Tidbits About Art The Clown
Art shows up to murder aimlessly for only several days typically, spending the remainder of his time selling handmade cheese graters on Etsy.
October 25, 2024/by Kit LivelyTransaction for zmandell96@gmail.com

Give the Neighborhood Kids a Good Scare With This Genuine Rotting Corpse
Returns: Unfortunately, due to the perishable nature of the body, returns cannot be accepted.
Washing instructions: Do not wash — washing will degrade the quality of your carcass and ruin your washing machine.
October 23, 2024/by Angus DuffinWashing instructions: Do not wash — washing will degrade the quality of your carcass and ruin your washing machine.
Transaction for caroline.horwitz@gmail.com

I’m Just Waiting to Get Something Unlocked at CVS
I apologize to all the shoppers who were enjoying Chris Martin’s masterpiece ‘Viva La Vida’ until a robotic voice ruined the flow with, “Customer service needed in the skin care department.” But I need this body wash—and, honestly, fungal cream, as well. Once they unlock the body wash, I’m also going to ask them to unlock that case for me. I’d rather not hit that button and alert the entire store to my toe thing.
October 22, 2024/by Sam Spero
Music Moments from the Year 2044
June 15: Flannel-Clad Alien Spills Pabst on Voyager Space Probe’s Golden Record: Just a week before moving out of range of human contact, Voyager 1 is found by aliens not so different from ourselves, as one in flannel spills a can of Pabst on the Golden Record. The priceless item is salvaged, thankfully, due to planet Xorbia’s few remaining record players being equipped with a rewind button for time itself. Still, gas cloud elders banish Gary to the eye of Jupiter’s storm for one year.
October 22, 2024/by William VaillancourtTransaction for walt.braley@gmail.com
Transaction for jeez672yt@gmail.com

CARTOON: Spirited Connections
Phantom Flirts. Today's cartoon by Chris Gural & Zack Rhodes.
October 18, 2024/by Chris Gural
CARTOON: Promises, Promises
Campaign of Contradictions. Today's cartoon by Peter Kuper.
October 18, 2024/by Peter Kuper
CARTOON: Sign Wars
Yard of Discord. Today's cartoon by Jason Bentsman
October 18, 2024/by Jason BentsmanTransaction for tomfarley88@gmail.com

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Lesser Known Tidbits About Art The Clown
Art shows up to murder aimlessly for only several days typically, spending the remainder of his time selling handmade cheese graters on Etsy.
October 25, 2024/by Kit LivelyTransaction for zmandell96@gmail.com

Give the Neighborhood Kids a Good Scare With This Genuine Rotting Corpse
Returns: Unfortunately, due to the perishable nature of the body, returns cannot be accepted.
Washing instructions: Do not wash — washing will degrade the quality of your carcass and ruin your washing machine.
October 23, 2024/by Angus DuffinWashing instructions: Do not wash — washing will degrade the quality of your carcass and ruin your washing machine.
Transaction for caroline.horwitz@gmail.com

I’m Just Waiting to Get Something Unlocked at CVS
I apologize to all the shoppers who were enjoying Chris Martin’s masterpiece ‘Viva La Vida’ until a robotic voice ruined the flow with, “Customer service needed in the skin care department.” But I need this body wash—and, honestly, fungal cream, as well. Once they unlock the body wash, I’m also going to ask them to unlock that case for me. I’d rather not hit that button and alert the entire store to my toe thing.
October 22, 2024/by Sam Spero
Music Moments from the Year 2044
June 15: Flannel-Clad Alien Spills Pabst on Voyager Space Probe’s Golden Record: Just a week before moving out of range of human contact, Voyager 1 is found by aliens not so different from ourselves, as one in flannel spills a can of Pabst on the Golden Record. The priceless item is salvaged, thankfully, due to planet Xorbia’s few remaining record players being equipped with a rewind button for time itself. Still, gas cloud elders banish Gary to the eye of Jupiter’s storm for one year.
October 22, 2024/by William VaillancourtTransaction for walt.braley@gmail.com
Transaction for jeez672yt@gmail.com

CARTOON: Spirited Connections
Phantom Flirts. Today's cartoon by Chris Gural & Zack Rhodes.
October 18, 2024/by Chris Gural
CARTOON: Promises, Promises
Campaign of Contradictions. Today's cartoon by Peter Kuper.
October 18, 2024/by Peter Kuper
CARTOON: Sign Wars
Yard of Discord. Today's cartoon by Jason Bentsman
October 18, 2024/by Jason Bentsman
